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Your Awesome

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 09:51:39 +1000

Your Awesome

I don’t know what puzzles is

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 19:15:38 +1000

I don’t know what puzzles is

I put the P in Pool

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 19:13:54 +1000

I put the P in Pool

Then we started kissing like this…

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 19:13:07 +1000

Then we started kissing like this…

bullshit: Ante up!

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 18:46:30 +1000

bullshit:

Ante up!

tumblelikeyougiveadamn: [via the word unheard]

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 18:39:15 +1000

tumblelikeyougiveadamn:

[via the word unheard]

OZ-words Competition

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 18:29:51 +1000

Following are results from an OZ-words Competition where entrants were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by one letter only, and supply a witty definition. Clearly, you need to be an Aussie to understand.

Billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole.
Bludgie: a partner who doesn’t work, but is kept as a pet.
Dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact.
Fair drinkum: good-quality Aussie wine.
Flatypus: a cat that has been run over by a vehicle.
Mateshit: all your flatmate’s belongings, lying strewn around the floor.

Shagman: an unemployed male, roaming the Australian bush in search of sexual activity.
Yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans.
Bushwanker: a pretentious drongo, who reckons he’s above average when it comes to handling himself in the scrub.
Crackie-daks: ‘hipster’ tracksuit pants.

And for the Kiwi’s amongst us:

Shornbag: a particularly attractive naked sheep.

Riz Khan - Darwin’s legacy - 21 July 08 Part 2 (via...

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:58:41 +1000

Riz Khan - Darwin’s legacy - 21 July 08 Part 2 (via AlJazeeraEnglish)

This year marks the 150th anniversary of the first announcement of Darwin’s theory of natural selection, the main driving force behind evolution. More than a century and half later his theories continue to be hotly debated, raising issues of Creationism and Intelligent Design, as well as what we should be teaching our children in schools about the creation of man.

I AM SOFA KING WE TODD IT

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:59:57 +1000

Say the following out loud 5 times really fast…

I AM WE TODD IT

I AM SOFA KING WE TODD IT

French Lesson

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 16:30:13 +1000

French Lesson

New Facebook Interface

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 10:13:45 +1000

Logon to Facebook
Enter the URL: http://www.new.facebook.com/

This is the new facebook interface that will shortly be rolled out.

didyouevernotice: (via tarts + lomo)

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 20:29:40 +1000

didyouevernotice:

(via tarts + lomo)

emilyposts: Pre-Owned BMW Ad - How clever! (via nickmcglynn)

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 20:27:02 +1000

emilyposts:

Pre-Owned BMW Ad - How clever!

(via nickmcglynn)

LEOPARD vs CROCODILE. Nature is so awesome.

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 20:25:08 +1000

LEOPARD vs CROCODILE. Nature is so awesome.

Gengen Genocide Satirical animation shows China’s cynical...

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 10:59:23 +1000

Gengen Genocide

Satirical animation shows China’s cynical use of the Olympics to burnish its own image — while underwriting a genocide in Darfur.

World Ute Day (via my mate shaun R)

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:17:00 +1000

World Ute Day (via my mate shaun R)

Teenager sets new Rubik’s Cube world record - 7.08 seconds...

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:36:48 +1000

Teenager sets new Rubik’s Cube world record - 7.08 seconds for standard 3x3x3 Rubix’s Cube

I’m not sure what Chinese string this restaurateur fed to...

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 09:25:56 +1000

I’m not sure what Chinese string this restaurateur fed to the translation software used to to generate the giant sign hanging over the entrance, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t: TRANSLATE SERVER ERROR. Ah, the special problems of translations into other alphabets. (via Chinese restaurant called TRANSLATE SERVER ERROR - Boing Boing)

tumbld: This cartoon wrote a sweary word on your toilet wall.

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 18:18:14 +1000

tumbld:

This cartoon wrote a sweary word on your toilet wall.

Where The Hell Is Matt?

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:27:23 +1000

Where The Hell Is Matt?