The cult around the date Dec. 21, 2012—the supposed apocalyptic final day on something referred to knowingly as “The Mayan ‘Long Count’ Calendar”—has been the subject of fevered fantasies on the net and the free New Age “magazines” given away at health-food stores. But last week Newsweek gave it serious attention, and there’s a metastasizing web of 2012 sites, including at least one anti-2012 site, which has a section devoted to debunking the apparently limitless number of gullible airheads who have become 2012 believers.
Even within the web of believer webs there are bitter mini-schisms already: Some believe that Dec. 21, 2012, will mark the end of the world in some kind of fiery apocalypse, planetary collision, gravitational reversal, black-hole disappearance, spontaneous combustion, or planetary rotational reversal of some sort. Then there are those who believe that the end of the old Mayan calendar will be something to look forward to: a transformational moment in the history of creation that will be all good for earth’s peeps—a “harmonic convergence”-type thing. (Remember that from the ’80s, when a bunch of planets lining up were supposed to work wonders on Earth?) In 2012, human nature will undergo a rebirth, the beginning of a New Age. (The Age of Aquarius at last!)
