July 2009
“Don’t assume that you’re talented just because your friends say so. Everyone has...”
– David Duchemin
Stages of Success in Life
At age 4 - not peeing in your pants. At age 12- having friends. At age 16- having a drivers license. At age 20- having sex. At age 35- having money. At age 50- having money. At age 60- having sex. At age 70- having a drivers license. At age 75- having friends. At age 80- not peeing in your pants.
Queensland State of Origin players 'made own party... →
“… By combining Stilnox with energy drinks, footballers avoid the adverse effects of heavy alcohol intake and escape the possibility of a positive drug test…”
“Dress every day like you’re going to get murdered in those clothes.”
– Tracy Jordan (30 rock)
“I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into...”
– Woody Allen
Dog IQ Test →
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Penguin deaths prompt sniper aid →
Professional snipers have been brought in to guard a vulnerable colony of penguins in Australia.
The deployment follows the mysterious deaths of nine of the flightless birds over the last two weeks.
The mutilated bodies of the animals, known as fairy penguins, were found in a national park near Sydney harbour.
The main suspects are dogs and foxes. At 40cm tall, the world’s smallest...
